Archive for category eh eh..
- i hate 2 sleep
- i like to stay in college 4ever
- nobody can read my handwriting
- i’ve enjoyed my life enough…
- i can’t live without tension…
- i wanna pay for 4 my sins .
- i don’t want 2 marry before 27 !!
The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep. (not exactly)
You know what Fevicol tastes like. (hehe…definitely)
You think it’s possible to create space. (*perhaps)
You’ve slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend. (…just a lil less)
You’re brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child. (correct)
You’ve listened to all your CDs in less than 24 hours. (…even less)
You’re not seen in public. (hmm…so you noticed)
You always carry your deodorant. (…how did you know?)
You become excellent at recycling when making models. (yeah!!)
When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine. (oh….did I?)
You’ve danced with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body. (well….thats a talent)
You take notes and messages with colour markers and use a cutter instead of scissors. (hehe…second one happened when i was in third year)
You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner. (thats a ritual actually…oops)
You lose your house keys for a week and don’t even realize it. (oh…i didnt notice!)
Boy was hungry, brought chicken home (this is what he calls, actually some pizza with hardly 2 chicken fillets in that crust…..spoof!).
Feasts over it along with 2 cans of beer and went to bed.
At midnight had nightmares feeling the chicken inside(alive).
Next morning he wakes up to see an egg beside his pillow.
He is trying to figure out about from where the egg came.
Now possible causes maybe:
He brought it last night(though he can’t remember).
Some of his friend brought it and has gone outside(but why the hell he keep that egg on bed……..whatever)
Doesn’t has any GF to bring in this thing(option cancelled).
Suddenly he hears a cracking sound..
Turns to see what was that.
“It is the EGG”
A little yellow chick is peeping…
Finally it manages to come out.
The chick looks at him(boy is still staring).
It turns to boy and tries to walk a few steps
Now, the possible endings:
Boy is shocked, tries to push the chick out of the house, annoyed and scared. But the chick returns back every time and is continuously stalking him. “Finally” as the chick is too stubborn, now he is sharing apartment with boy at 50-50 ownership.
Or, a big tear rolls down the cheek of boy and he runs to cuddle the chick…
Now the scene is like….
There is a small pillow and quilt in a shoe box added to bed.
And this is what we call…
“Happily Ever After”
Or, this isn’t going to be easy…boy is too tough. He just shoots the chick!!!!!